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Re: Roligheter!

InläggPostat: 07 nov 2012 13:51
av Järnet
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Re: Roligheter!

InläggPostat: 07 nov 2012 20:38
av Järnet
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Re: Roligheter!

InläggPostat: 07 nov 2012 21:56
av RÖD@nörd
Kul! :mrgreen:

Re: Roligheter!

InläggPostat: 10 nov 2012 01:58
av tompas11
History Class

The teacher said, ”Let’s begin by reviewing some American history.
Who said ‘Give me Liberty , or give me Death’?”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodaiki a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up:
‘PatrickHenry, 1775′, he said.

‘Very good!’

Who said, ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?’
Again, no response except from Little Hodaiki:
‘AbrahamLincoln, 1863′.

‘Excellent!’ said the teacher continuing, ‘let’s try one a bit more difficult…’
Who said, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?’
Once again, Hodaiki’s was the only hand in the air and he said:
‘JohnF.Kennedy, 1961′.

The teacher snapped at the class, ‘Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Hodaiki isn’t from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.’

She heard a loud whisper: ‘F . . . k the Japs,’
‘Who said that? I want to know right now!’ she angrily demanded.
Little Hodaiki put his hand up:
‘General MacArthur, 1945.’

At that point, a student in the back said, ‘I’m gonna puke.’
The teacher glared around and asks, ‘All right! Now who said that!?’
Again, Little Hodaiki said:
‘GeorgeBush to the Japanese Prime Minister,1991.’

Now furious, another student yelled, ‘Oh yeah? Suck this!’
Little Hodaiki jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouted to the teacher:
‘BillClinton to MonicaLewinsky 1997!’

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, ‘You little shit. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.’
Little Hodaiki frantically yelled at the top of his voice:
”MichaelJackson to the child witness testifying against him, 2004.’

The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, ”Oh shit, we’re fucked!”
Little Hodaiki said quietly:
”Bob Diamond, Barclays Bank, 2012.”

Re: Roligheter!

InläggPostat: 10 nov 2012 12:45
av PowerMizer
tompas11 skrev:History Class
10 rattmuffar av 10. :D

Re: Roligheter!

InläggPostat: 20 dec 2012 14:10
av tompas11

Re: Roligheter!

InläggPostat: 23 jan 2013 15:27
av Martin
Småskalig vattenkraft :mrgreen:

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Re: Roligheter!

InläggPostat: 25 jan 2013 23:25
av PowerMizer
Häftigt uttag! *s* När jag var lärling så talade min "mentor" om att det som rann ur en jordkabel som skulle skarvas efter ett kabelbrott var "Ampere-vatten". Sånt skulle dräneras. Detta kanske är ett självdränerande uttag?! :P

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Re: Roligheter!

InläggPostat: 15 feb 2013 19:42
av tompas11
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Re: Roligheter!

InläggPostat: 16 feb 2013 07:08
av RÖD@nörd
Är det här du har hämtat bilderna? :)

http://www.theclimatescam.se/2013/02/15 ... i-hastvag/

Re: Roligheter!

InläggPostat: 17 feb 2013 11:22
av deepforest
Hästen är en frukt som inte finns....
https://www.facebook.com/HastarFinnsInte

Re: Roligheter!

InläggPostat: 05 mar 2013 11:14
av deepforest

Re: Roligheter!

InläggPostat: 31 mar 2013 09:26
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